SNL Sounds

Church Lady- Could it be... SATAN?
Church Lady- Fight demonic urges
Church Lady- Well isn't that special!
Sprockets- Welcome to Sprockets, I am your host Dieter
Sprockets- Your story has become tiresome
Sprockets- Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance!
Coffee Talk- Would you start!
Coffee Talk- I'm a little verklempt
Coffee Talk- Talk amongst yourselves
Richmeister- Makin' copies
Wayne's World- Monkeys might fly out of my butt
Wayne's World- what a babe!
Wayne's World- I think I'm gonna hurl!
Wayne's World- I'm not worthy!
Wayne's World- Making fun of Clinton's running shorts
Ross Perot- Shut up, Bush
Hanz & Franz- Pump you up
Hanz & Franz- If you don't think this matters, maybe we should take a belt to your buttocks muscle until it's all black and blue...
Matt Foley- Shut your yapper
Matt Foley- Jack Squat
Matt Foley- Steady diet of government cheese
Stuart Smalley- I'm good enough...
All Things Scottish- Our motto is, "If it's not Scottish, it's CRAP!!!"
All Things Scottish- We have three sizes: wee, not so wee, and frickin' huge!
Dennis Miller Weekend Update- I am outta here
Ed Grimley- This is so sad, I must say
Phil Hartman- Sassy!
Ambiguously Gay Duo- Work it, Ace!
Ambiguously Gay Duo- Sometimes the best thing to do is to not think and just put it in...
Ambiguously Gay Duo- What do you mean, big guy?
Herlihy Boy- Let me move in with you.
Herlihy Boy (Chris Farley)- Sweet mother of God, what is the holdup!?
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer- I'm just a caveman. Your world frightens and confuses me.
Festrunk Brothers- We are two wild and crazy guys!
Steve Martin- You know it's safe because it's been tested on animals.
Judge Ito- Shut up Miss Clark!!

The following sounds come courtesy of SNL Infomedia:

Spartan Cheerleaders- Santa
Mango- Can you catch a falling star...
Celine Dion Show- Mariah Carey, still really sexy
The Receptionist- Eternal damnation
Bill Clinton- Things we don't tell Mrs. Clinton...
Janet Reno- President Hot Stuff
Gap Girls- Selling crap
Grumpy Old Man- Burst into flames & lose a limb
Brady Bunch Parody
Annoying Man
McLachlan Group- Wrong! Everyone else is insane and trying to steal my magic bag
McLachlan Group- Wrong! You can't leave, all the doors are locked from the outside
Frank Sinatra- What gives, cueball?
Janet Reno- Extensive file on Fox Mulder