• Stan- Kick ass!
• Kyle- Cartman's a big fat ass
• Kyle- Oh my God, they killed Kenny! You bastards!
• Cartman- What's an anal probe?
• Cartman- He's a very disturbed little boy.
• Cartman- I'm the one who's gonna be on TV, looking all buff!
• Cartman- I'm not fat, I'm big boned
• Cartman- Follow your dreams! Beefcake!
• Cartman- "Kyle's Mom's a bitch" song
• Mr. Garrison- You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!!!

I do realize that my South Park sounds collection is not very inclusive. I basically have just the classic catchphrases.
However, I have found a treasure trove of South Park sound clips at SoundAmerica.com. They have hundreds of clips, organized by episode. So for all you rabid South Park fans, go there. Thanks.

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