1. "Please... let me be your dog..."
Phillip the Hyper-Hypo
2. "That is just insane!"
Lyle the Effeminate
3. "Clang, clang, clang goes the trolley..."
Mary Katherine Gallagher
4. "Rhode Island is neither a road nor an island."
5. "There... now our garbage is all ready for the
Sensitive Naked Man
6. "I am a member of several 12-step programs"
7. "And you are...?"
Celine Dion Show