The Male Stages of Life
AGE | DRINK |
17 | beer |
25 | bourbon |
35 | vodka |
48 | double vodka |
66 | Maalox |
SEDUCTION LINE | |
17 | "My parents are away for the weekend." |
25 | "My girlfriend is away for the weekend." |
35 | "My fiancee is away for the weekend." |
48 | "My wife is away for the weekend." |
66 | "My second wife is dead." |
FAVORITE SPORT | |
17 | sex |
25 | sex |
35 | sex |
48 | sex |
66 | napping |
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE | |
17 | tongue |
25 | breakfast |
35 | She didn't set back my therapy |
48 | I didn't have to meet her kids |
66 | Got home alive |
FAVORITE FANTASY | |
17 | third base |
25 | airplane sex |
35 | menage a trois |
48 | taking the company public |
66 | Swiss maid/Nazi love slave |
THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED | |
17 | 25 |
25 | 35 |
35 | 48 |
48 | 66 |
66 | 17 |
IDEAL DATE | |
17 | Triple Stephen King feature at the drive-in |
25 | Split the check before we go back to my place |
35 | Just come over. |
48 | Just come over and cook. |
66 | Sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas |
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