The Male Stages of Life

AGE DRINK
17 beer
25 bourbon
35 vodka
48 double vodka
66 Maalox
  SEDUCTION LINE
17 "My parents are away for the weekend."
25 "My girlfriend is away for the weekend."
35 "My fiancee is away for the weekend."
48 "My wife is away for the weekend."
66 "My second wife is dead."
  FAVORITE SPORT
17 sex
25 sex
35 sex
48 sex
66 napping
  DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
17 tongue
25 breakfast
35 She didn't set back my therapy
48 I didn't have to meet her kids
66 Got home alive
  FAVORITE FANTASY
17 third base
25 airplane sex
35 menage a trois
48 taking the company public
66 Swiss maid/Nazi love slave
  THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED
17 25
25 35
35 48
48 66
66 17
  IDEAL DATE
17 Triple Stephen King feature at the drive-in
25 Split the check before we go back to my place
35 Just come over.
48 Just come over and cook.
66 Sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas

Female Stages of Life


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