The Female Stages of Life
AGE | DRINK |
17 | wine coolers |
25 | white wine |
35 | red wine |
48 | Dom Perignon |
66 | shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser |
EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES | |
17 | Need to wash my hair. |
25 | Need to wash & condition my hair. |
35 | "Need to color my hair." |
48 | "Need to have Francois color my hair." |
66 | "Need to have Francois color my wig." |
FAVORITE SPORT | |
17 | shopping |
25 | shopping |
35 | shopping |
48 | shopping |
66 | shopping |
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE | |
17 | Burger King |
25 | Free meal |
35 | A diamond |
48 | A bigger diamond |
66 | Home Alone |
FAVORITE FANTASY | |
17 | tall, dark, and handsome |
25 | tall, dark, and handsome with money |
35 | tall, dark, and handsome with money and a brain |
48 | A man with hair |
66 | A man |
THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED | |
17 | 17 |
25 | 25 |
35 | 35 |
48 | 48 |
66 | 66 |
IDEAL DATE | |
17 | He offers to pay |
25 | He pays |
35 | He cooks breakfast the next morning |
48 | He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids |
66 | He can chew breakfast |