Classified Ads
- "2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave
mess."
- "Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00."
- "Government employer looking for candidates. Criminal background required."
- "His and hers bicycles, $25 each or both for $55."
- "For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large
drawers."
- "Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home,
too."
- "We'll move you worldwide throughout the country."
- "We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand."
- "Tattoos done while you wait."
- "Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it."
- "Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children."
- "Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women
wear nothing else."
- "Stock up and save. Limit: one."
- "For Rent: 6-room hated apartment."
- "Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!"
- "Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink."
- "3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred."
- "Our experienced Mom will care of your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks
included."
- "Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops."
- "Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go
anywhere again."
- "Illiterate? Write today for free help."
- "Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient
beating."
- "Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale."
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