Why the Chicken Crossed
...according to various sources
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!
To die. In the rain.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives questioned.
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
It was a historical inevitability.
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion on the chicken's part, and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross over before you believe it?
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
I have just released eChicken98, which will not only cross roads, but lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken98.
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move under the chicken?
I did not cross the road with that chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you please define chicken?
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
L.A. POLICE DEPARTMENT:
Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out why.
RICHARD M. NIXON:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any chickens.
Who the f*&# cares, you know what I mean?
I suggest we put the chicken in a lockbox, so this issue will not arise again.
I missed one?