Dr. Evil Sounds
- Dr. Evil- Welcome to my
- Dr. Evil- Here's the
plan: We hijack the warhead, and hold the world ransom for one MILLION dollars!
- Dr. Evil- We must kill Austin
- Dr. Evil- Throw me a
frickin' bone here, I'm the boss, need the info...
- Dr. Evil- Meowmix song
- Dr. Evil- Six years in evil
- Dr. Evil- Sharks with
frickin' laser beams!
- Dr. Evil- Can you remind
me what I pay you people for, honestly!
- Dr. Evil- Give me a hug. Come
here. Let's go. Pronto.
- Dr. Evil- Don't look
at me like I'm frickin' frankenstein, give your father a hug!
- Dr. Evil- Just know I have a
whole bag of shhh with your name on it.
- Dr. Evil- How was your day?
Scott: Well my friend Sweet J took me to that video arcade in town, right, and they don't
speak English there...
- Dr. Evil- Kill the
little bastard, see what I care.
Scott: But Dad, we just had a breakthrough in group!
Dr. Evil: I had the group liquidated, you little shit. They were insolent.
- Scott: Why don't you just
shoot him now, I mean I'll go get a gun, we'll shoot him together. It'll be fun. Bang.
Dr. Evil: One more peep out of you and you are grounded, mister, and I am not joking!
- Scott: I hate you! I hate
you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!
Dr. Evil: Oh Scott that hurts Daddy when you say that, honestly.
The Dr. Evil/Minime Song
"Just the Two of Us" MP3
The following sounds come courtesy of
- When Mr. Bigglesworth gets
upset, people die!
- Actually the boy is quite
astute, I really am trying to kill him.
- Look what you did to
- No, Mr. Powers, I expect
them to die!
- Scott: I like animals,
maybe I could be a vet.
Dr. Evil: An evil vet?
- It's frickin' freezing in
here, Mr. Bigglesworth!
- I had the group
liquidated, you little shit!
- Guard, begin the
unnecessarily slow dipping mechanism!
- Number 2: They are mutated
Dr. Evil: Really? Are they ill-tempered?
Number 2: Absolutely.
Dr. Evil: Well that's a start.
- Silence, Number 2!
- Dr. Evil's ozone plan
- There's nothing quite like
a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking.
- Dr. Evil tells Scott to shhh!
- But Scott, who's going to
take over the world when I die?
- Hello, Scott. I'm your
father, Dr. Evil.
And from the movie
"Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me"
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