Austin Powers Sounds

• Austin- Well I'm sorry that bug up your ass had to die.
• Austin- Help! I'm in a nutshell!
• Austin- Allow myself to introduce... myself.
• Austin- Oh behave!
• Austin- This sorta thing ain't my bag, baby!
• Austin- I think you can't resist me!
• Austin- Danger's my middle name!
• Austin- Oh, smashing... yay capitalism!
• Austin- Mishaps? But isn't that what being an international man of mystery's all about?
• Austin- I bet she shags like a minx...
• Austin- I shagged her rotten, baby, yeah!
• Austin- Show me love!
• Austin Powers Music
• Cowboy- Hey, buddy, you gotta relax... you're gonna blow the O ring, drop a lung!

Dr. Evil Sounds

• Dr. Evil- Welcome to my underground lair...
• Dr. Evil- Here's the plan: We hijack the warhead, and hold the world ransom for one MILLION dollars!
• Dr. Evil- We must kill Austin Powers!
• Dr. Evil- Throw me a frickin' bone here, I'm the boss, need the info...
• Dr. Evil- Meowmix song
• Dr. Evil- Six years in evil medical school
• Dr. Evil- Sharks with frickin' laser beams!
• Dr. Evil- Can you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly!
• Dr. Evil- Give me a hug. Come here. Let's go. Pronto.
• Dr. Evil- Don't look at me like I'm frickin' frankenstein, give your father a hug!
• Dr. Evil- Just know I have a whole bag of shhh with your name on it.
• Dr. Evil- How was your day?
  Scott: Well my friend Sweet J took me to that video arcade in town, right, and they don't speak English there...
• Dr. Evil- Kill the little bastard, see what I care.
  Scott: But Dad, we just had a breakthrough in group!
  Dr. Evil: I had the group liquidated, you little shit. They were insolent.
• Scott: Why don't you just shoot him now, I mean I'll go get a gun, we'll shoot him together. It'll be fun. Bang. Dead. Done.
  Dr. Evil: One more peep out of you and you are grounded, mister, and I am not joking!
• Scott: I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!
  Dr. Evil: Oh Scott that hurts Daddy when you say that, honestly.

SPECIAL:
The Dr. Evil/Minime Song
"Just the Two of Us" MP3

The following sounds come courtesy of
DrEvil.com

• When Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people die!
• Actually the boy is quite astute, I really am trying to kill him.
• Look what you did to Mr. Bigglesworth!
• No, Mr. Powers, I expect them to die!
• Scott: I like animals, maybe I could be a vet.
  Dr. Evil: An evil vet?
• It's frickin' freezing in here, Mr. Bigglesworth!
• I had the group liquidated, you little shit!
• Guard, begin the unnecessarily slow dipping mechanism!
• Number 2: They are mutated seabass.
  Dr. Evil: Really? Are they ill-tempered?
  Number 2: Absolutely.
  Dr. Evil: Well that's a start.
• Silence, Number 2!
• Dr. Evil's ozone plan
• There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking.
• Dr. Evil tells Scott to shhh!
• But Scott, who's going to take over the world when I die?
• Hello, Scott. I'm your father, Dr. Evil.

And from the movie
"Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me"

• Felicity- Shagwell by name, shag very well by reputation.
• Fat Bastard- All right! Baby, the other other white meat!
• Dr. Evil- I've been a frickin' evil doctor for 30 frickin' years!
• Dr. Evil- In 12 hours I will destroy Washington D.C.
• Dr. Evil- I'm gonna get you, Austin Powers!
• Dr. Evil- I'm going to steal Austin Powers' mojo!
• Dr. Evil- I will call him Mini-me!
• Dr. Evil- Why make trillions when we could make billions?
• Dr. Evil- The truly evil murder with style.
• Dr. Evil- You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.
• Dr. Evil- Don't go there girlfriend. Uh huh.
• Dr. Evil- Talk to the hand 'cause the face don't want to hear it anymore.
• Dr. Evil- You ain't all that and a bag of potato chips.
• Dr. Evil- You had me at hello, tear.
• Dr. Evil- Show me the money.
• Dr. Evil- I had to pop a cop 'cause he wasn't giving me props in Oaktown.
• Dr. Evil- Don't mess with me, I'm one crazy mofo.

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