This is sorta like a strange 50-question
interview.
It's actually one of those get-to-know-you chain letters that clutter up your mailbox.
So here ya go, all about me.
Last updated (6/13/01)
1) Name:
Melanie
2) Birthday:
December 6, 1983
3) How tall are you?
5'9"
4) What grade are you in?
I just graduated from high school.
5) Location:
State of confusion.
6) Best Friends:
Okay, ready? In no particular order:
Julie Kisha Rachel Jamie Jenny Katie Joanie Christine Mac Nat Kathleen Kelly Dennis Jeff
Jackie Bethany Sarah Bronwyn Kristal Courtney...
7) Favorite Movies:
Austin Powers 2, Ferris Bueller's Day Off
8) Favorite TV shows:
X-Files, Simpsons, Malcolm in the Middle, Will & Grace, Friends, and Whose Line is it
Anyway? Also, I must admit that I was a big fan of Survivor. I mean, come on, it's got
everything- action, drama, competition, sexual tension... quality television.
9) Favorite Actors:
Mike Myers, Michael J. Fox, Dana Carvey, David Spade, Phil Hartman, Billy Crystal, Jon
Lovitz, Martin Short, Robin Williams, Tom Hanks. I also have a brand-new obsession with
Brendan Fraser. I must say that Jimmy Fallon is pretty hot, too.
10) Favorite Actresses:
Drew Barrymore, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Winona Ryder, Jodie Foster, Resse Witherspoon,
Gillian Anderson
11) Favorite Color:
Blue
12) Favorite Flower:
Carnations
13) Pepsi or Coke?
Diet Pepsi
14) Favorite Season:
Fall
15) Favorite Holiday:
Halloween
16) Hair color:
Brown, with natural reddish-blonde highlights that come and go as they please
17) Eye color:
Brown
18) Favorite Animal:
My puppy, Riley
19) Favorite Bands/Singers:
To show how diverse my tastes are, right now I'm in love with Paul Simon, including his
stuff with Simon & Garfunkel. I mix Paul Simon with a little Fiona Apple and Queen.
20) Favorite Songs:
"The Boxer" by Simon & Garfunkel, "Best of What's Around" by DMB,
"Stairway to Heaven" by Led Z, Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
21) If you had to choose between the career you've always dreamed of and the
man/woman of your dreams, which would you choose?
I plan on getting both...
22) What is the career you've always dreamed of?
I thought I knew, but I don't anymore.
23) Who is the man/woman of your dreams? (or what is he/she like?)
He looks like Brendan Fraser, has the sense of humor of Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, and David
Spade combined, he's the life of a party (not shy), he's really nice, generous, and he
thinks I'm the greatest but he doesnt spoil me.
24) McDonald's, Burger King, or Wendy's?
Mr. Pita (for those who have never heard of Mr. Pita, it's basically just a
pita-bread-sandwich shop). I work there.
25) What was your funniest experience?
I can't name just one, but it probably happened in the MRP
26) What was your most fun experience?
Kiss Me, Kate- my last production with the MRP. I also had a blast in New York
City last fall.
27) Do you believe in reincarnation?
Not really, although I usually believe anything covered in the X-Files
28) Would you rather be deaf or blind?
Neither, but if I had to choose, I'd rather be blind because I can't live without my daily
dose of DMB
29) What would you do if your friend told you he/she was gay/lesbian?
Why would I care? I have nothing against gay people. I don't even think twice about it.
30) Silver or gold?
Silver. I don't like gold. Plus silver's cheaper.
31) Would you rather be short or tall?
Tall.
32) Would you rather be overly happy and poor, or overly wealthy and unhappy?
Wealthy and unhappy... I could always buy some Prozac.
33) Do you like to dance?
I'm not confident about my dancing skills. I have two moves, total, that I apply to
all songs no matter what.
34) Do you like to sing?
Hell yes, and all the time. I love to sing- I cantor in church sometimes, and I was member
of two choir groups, including an elite show choir this past year called the Marian
Melodies.
35) Are you too shy to ask someone out?
Not really, depends on the guy.
36) Do you like to talk on the phone?
I prefer to dominate conversations in person.
37) What would you do if you ruled the world?
I'd make MTV play music videos again, and not all rap either. I'd live in a mansion in
Boston and I'd build a ranch in Montana in the mountains. Id give myself absolute
power over the Oscars and Emmys. Then Id make Bill Gates give all his money to the
homeless.
38) Do you think boys or girls have it easier?
Boys. Is there any question? I don't think the boys themselves would dispute it. I once
had to make a list of female hardships for a guy who didn't believe me when I said women
have it worse.
39) If you had a round-trip ride in a time machine, where would you go?
Back to the Future- maybe the year 3000, if the world's still around. Or I'd go back and
meet Jesus.
40) If you could be invisible for a day, what would you do?
Freak people out. Tie their shoelaces together, make things float, etc.
41) If you could change your name, what would it be?
Amy. I think it's the sweetest, simplest name. And I love what it means- friendly.
42) If you were in a theater and someone was crying would you laugh?
It depends on the movie. During Steel Magnolias I was sobbing but I don't know
why everyone was crying during Titanic. It's not like the ending was a surprise.
If someone was crying during a really cheesy movie Id laugh.
43) Whats your dream marriage proposal?
Isnt it a little early to think about that? I think, it would be in front of a lot
of people, in a creative way...
44) If this Saturday, you could do ANYTHING you wanted, what would you do?
Have a big party and invite all of Hollywood. And they'd all have to come, too.
45) Have you ever wanted to runaway?
Yeah. Sometimes when were on a long family trip and Ive been trapped in the
car with my brother for three hours, I seriously consider jumping out the window onto the
side of the highway.
46) What's your worst fear?
Nothing. Okay, bugs. I scream at spiders. Even little ants. Don't laugh at me.
47) Have you ever felt you were in love?
All the time, with like five different guys at a time. But I guess that's probably not
love, then.
48) Do you pray?
Yes, I'm pretty religious. Maybe I don't pray that much, but I think I'm a good person,
and that's the best way to pray.
49) If you were stranded on an island who would you want to be with?
Someone who doesn't eat much and knows who to make a computer out of palm branches and a
cell phone out of twigs.
50) Is there life after death?
What, do you think God told me himself? I dont know. I believe there is, this lonely
little world can't be it. It would all be such a waste.
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